@swideteli

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Telegram channel @swideteli: 23.9K subscribers, 1.7K views per post, score 45

Humor

45DAhead of 1 in 10 channels in its category

Category midrange 46–61This channel 45

23.9K
Subscribers: 1.7K
Median views over 30 days: 7.3%
Views / subscribers over 30 days: 87
Posts over 30 days

Data as of October 1, 2026

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Short absurdist posts, screenshots and memes about everyday chaos — from remote workers to international scandals. It mixes personal observations, reactions to news and quotes pulled from random conversations, often close to the edge of decency. As of 13 September: subscribers stand at 22.9K, above the median for the Humor category, while the median post views figure is 1.6K. Over 30 days the channel put out 93 posts, more often than a typical channel in the category. Its ER sits at 7.2%, below the category median. Recent topics include a reaction to a fan at the Spanish Grand Prix, jokes about remote workers, and talk of an analyst apparently destined for prime-time TV. Posts are mirrored on Max in case Telegram stops loading.

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How many subscribers?: Subscribers: 23.9K. Median views per post: 1.7K. Views per subscriber: 7.3%. Measured on October 1, 2026.
How often are posts published?: Posts in the last 30 days: 87 — that is several times a day. Measured on October 1, 2026.
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Subscribers+1,672 in 37 days

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Oct 123,930+76 in a day

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What it is made of
Engagement	2 of 30
Growth quality	20 of 20
Reactions and forwards	8.7 of 15
Consistency	3.6 of 12
Trust	3.7 of 8
Reviews	not enough datano reviews yet

Score 45 — from 5 of 6 signals: the rest are not measured yet. Methodology

What the channel wrote about

From posts September 13 · written automatically

Screenshots, memes, and everyday moments filled the feed — remote work situations, funny food incidents, and memorable sports event moments. The channel duplicates posts elsewhere due to platform accessibility issues.

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Posts are in Russian — that is what the channel publishes.

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