@thissecretchannel

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Telegram channel @thissecretchannel: 2.4K subscribers, 522 views per post, score 57

Humor

57CAhead of 6 in 10 channels in its category

Category midrange 46–61This channel 57

2.4K
Subscribers: 522
Median views over 30 days: 21.9%
Views / subscribers over 30 days: 215
Posts over 30 days

Data as of October 1, 2026

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Absurdist humor mixed with observations about woodlice, odd artifacts, and fragments of thought — for those who enjoy absurdity without explanations or structure. As of 15 September: subscribers stand at 2.4K, below the category median, while ER runs at 27.9%, well above the category median of 17.2%. Posts over 30 days numbered 81, on par with the category median. Recent entries include a story about an artifact at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm once mistaken for a saint's relic that turned out to be a seal's leg bone, notes on woodlice feeding on rotting leaves, terse lines like Pora and Davno pora, and a mention of the anime 4-nin wa Sorezore Uso wo Tsuku. The tone leans on the contrast between the mundane and the strange, with no explanations offered.

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How many subscribers?: Subscribers: 2.4K. Median views per post: 522. Views per subscriber: 21.9%. Measured on October 1, 2026.
How often are posts published?: Posts in the last 30 days: 215 — that is several times a day. Measured on October 1, 2026.
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Subscribers+29 in 35 days

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What it is made of
Engagement	8.2 of 30
Growth quality	20 of 20
Reactions and forwards	12.9 of 15
Consistency	3.6 of 12
Trust	3.7 of 8
Reviews	not enough datano reviews yet

Score 57 — from 5 of 6 signals: the rest are not measured yet. Methodology

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36 лет, всё ещё вызывает
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КАК ЖЕ ЗАЕБАЛ ПЯТИЧАСОВОЙ ЛИМИТ СУКА You've hit your session limit · resets 12:10am (Europe/Moscow) （╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻ #ai #хуи #ойти
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К соседке снова ломятся в дверь. На этот раз это не полиция, не Мосэнерго, не Жилищник, не бывший сожитель-алккш, а соседи снизу. Говорят, она их заливает
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Бля
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каждый день чувствуешь себя ллм-кой, запертой в камере пыток в гитхабе
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Только чатбота не хватает
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Российская мануфактура «Константин Чайкин» выпустила часы по Atomic Heart. Левую сделали с красными акцентами, Правую – с золотистыми. Время на них нужно определять по груди, а лицо показывает фазы Луны. То есть у них сиськи всё время будут в разные стороны?