@govnoandcat

Философия Говна

Telegram channel @govnoandcat: 11.7K subscribers, 2.4K views per post, score 47

Humor

47DAhead of 2 in 10 channels in its category

Category midrange 46–61This channel 47

11.7K
Subscribers: 2.4K
Median views over 30 days: 20.2%
Views / subscribers over 30 days: 66
Posts over 30 days

Data as of October 1, 2026

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Humor without politics or ads, short absurdist notes and memes about everyday life. As of 18 September: subscribers stand at 11.8K, above the category median, while engagement of 13.1% sits below the category median of 16.3%. Posts over 30 days reached 148, above the category median, meaning the feed moves through short entries at a steady clip. Recent topics include jokes about halal food, a note referencing Tojikiston Bapesh, and a post about Trump's leaked correspondence with Zelensky. The format leans on mixing absurd humor with current news hooks, delivered with irony throughout. The owner is unverified, and direct contact happens through Telegram.

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How many subscribers?: Subscribers: 11.7K. Median views per post: 2.4K. Views per subscriber: 20.2%. Measured on October 1, 2026.
How often are posts published?: Posts in the last 30 days: 66 — that is several times a day. Measured on October 1, 2026.
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Subscribers−30 in 29 days

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Oct 111,735+2 in a day

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What it is made of
Engagement	11.3 of 30
Growth quality	9.5 of 20
Reactions and forwards	11.7 of 15
Consistency	3.6 of 12
Trust	3.6 of 8
Reviews	not enough datano reviews yet

Score 47 — from 5 of 6 signals: the rest are not measured yet. Methodology

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❗️Математику из Петербурга дали 15 суток ареста и депортацию из Грузии — за акт пьяного мочеиспускания на соотечественников-релокантов. Под крики "Слава России" Мочеиспускание на релокантов произошло со второго этажа ЖК Monolith Green City в Тбилиси - там проживал экс-педагог и репетитор по математике. Ниже располагается веранда кафе, где проводила время русскоговорящая компашка Очевидцы сообщили: нетрезвый турист снял штаны и начал ссать на релокантов снизу, выкрикивая в процессе "Слава России". Пострадавшие вызвали полицию, хулиган попытался оправдаться — «приспичило, а уборная была занятая» Но математика всё равно арестовали, влепили 15 суток ареста, депортацию и трёхлетний запрет на въезд в Грузию Наш слон 🐘
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